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Happy end-of-year, and a short collection of ideas, both serious and trivial

(A relatively short post, as I'm in recovery.)

Five things that are easier with crutches

I broke a leg bone in half a week ago[1], so I have some tips for you should you need crutches.

  • Palm calluses useful for chandelier-swinging.
  • Improved ability to re-slip on ice. Advantage: Already have crutches.
  • Like some kinds of work (e.g., writing), slow and steady is often more productive than fast and reckless.
  • Can use to point and press buttons.
  • Hyper-developed right leg more impressive than pre-accident, and draws attention away from shrunken chicken-stick broken leg.
  • Increases pan handling donations, esp. when combined with weary slouch.
  • And finally, children just love to play with them!

Three things you didn't know about me

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